Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many bounce houses so little time
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize