So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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