You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ambien. No doubt about it.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
high people should be assigned attendants
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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