do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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