i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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