I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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