Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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The uberlube is also flammable
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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