i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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