So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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