at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize