seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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