Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Randomize