I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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