I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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