member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
tell me about the fingering
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