..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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