It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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