Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I need to align my fucking chakras
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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