it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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