Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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