so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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