why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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