Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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