and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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