She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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