it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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