I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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