I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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