so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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