Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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