fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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