dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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