I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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