I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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