Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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