I must be too annoying 4 u.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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