K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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