I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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