so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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