I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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