I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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