I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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