he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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