Barsexuality is the new black.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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