The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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