super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
high people should be assigned attendants
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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