I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The air taste purple.
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