I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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