am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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