I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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